My Good Woman,

You deride my tone, at the same time you use a tone far worse than mine, showing a hatred that your southern ancestors undoubtedly used on the plantation, and you know what I mean!

You actually brag about being a southerner?? Goodness. While I do share the South's politics, well, I shant say too much more concerning the south. The weather is nice. Good housing and roads. Very phony, and intellectually challenged people though. Nothing personal however (unlike your assault), as I do not know you, just a general observation.

Attacking my proven lineage should be below your upbringing. I am quite surprised at your behavior.

I AM 'Baron Percy.'

Good evening.
WSP.