THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

The computer swallowed Grandma.

Yes, honestly, it's true.

She pressed 'Control' and 'Enter',

And disappeared from view.

It devoured her up completely,

(The thought just makes me squirm!)

She must have caught a virus,

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind;

I've even used the Internet,

But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative,

Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'In box,'

My Grandma you should see,

Please 'Copy,' 'Scan' and 'Paste' her,

And send her back to me!